Dog Poo Biscuits

It’s all in the name, folks. Actually, there’s no dog poo involved, it’s just that that’s what the Nutella looks like once you’ve baked it. Tastes delicious though. These biscuits are excellent for children’s parties, or indeed for anyone with a touch of lavatorial humour.


  • 225g butter (soften until almost liquid)
  • 100g sugar
  • 300g self-raising flour
  • slosh of vanilla essence
  • Nutella


Preheat oven to about 180°C.

Mix all the ingredients together except the Nutella.

Roll the mixture into small balls and lay on greased baking sheets.

Using your finger make a dimple in the centre of each ball.

Apply a dollop of Nutella into each dimple.

Bake for about 15 minutes.

Easter Alternative

Bake the biscuits for 10 minutes, remove from the oven and decorate with chocolate eggs by planting them firmly in the centres. Return to the oven and bake for a further 5 minutes.

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