The definitive lavatory book. It contains some brilliant letters – insightful, humourous and some of them just weird (especially the poetry ones). I partiuclarly like this one:
SIR- I find it intensely humiliating to be asked by airport security staff if I have packed my own bag. this forces one to admit, usually within earshot of others, that I no longer have a manservant to do the chore for me.
Gnetlemen should be able to answer such questions with a disdainful: ‘Of course not! Do I look like that sort of person?’.
– Arthur W.J.G. Ord-Hume. Guildford, Surrey